ME: I just want to take a quick picture.
BOYFRIEND: It's 2:30am!
ME: I know! No one is out except crazy people like us.
BOYFRIEND: You can take pictures in the back yard in the morning.
ME: Just a couple quick ones.
BOYFRIEND: It's dark!
ME: I'll use the 50mm and crank it wide open.
BOYFRIEND: I'm going inside. You are crazy.
ME Wait, I don't have my keys buzz me in..... B? (door shuts)