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[sophiawestern]

Elder Jeb and Elder Brian were tenty-year-old Mormon missionaries from Utah. They wanted my soul.

"Come in," I said. "Do you want a cup of tea?"
"No, thanks."
"How about a cigarette?"
"No, really."
"Beer?"
"No, we can't."

Exactly. Caffeine, nicotine and alcohol are three very good reasons why I will never become Mormon.

- J. Maarten Troost, The Sex Lives of Cannibals

Comments

[duccio.livejournal.com]

Exactly!